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So every year the NFL has teams that rise from the
depth, a great story, and of course built into the schedule. The NFL isn't
fixed (Chuck a friend is who is convinced the whole NFL is fixed, like Pro
Wrestling )
Last Season the Cards, Dolphins and Falcons all mega
improved. In my mind, the NFL has three divisions,
1. the 10 bottom dwellers, (lotto picks if this was the NBA) ,
2 ,the competitive, or limbo ( Ravens, Jags, Redskins- middle class, not
eligible of NFL welfare programs, but just miss the
playofffs
3, finally the Championship division. -horribly enough elite teams are
rare, the salary caps takes big bites out out depth, to the point where a few
injuries and your team is racked up. Almost always playoff teams
So here are the Couch Scout 2009 picks, I'm
going to regret this, it's better to be silent and dumb, then to publish your
stupidity.
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Elite Teams |
Limbo |
Dwellers |
| AFC East - Patriots |
Dolphins |
Panthers |
| AFC North
-Steelers |
Falcons |
Bucs |
| AFC Central -Titans |
Bills |
Chiefs |
| AFC West - Chargers |
Jets |
Raiders |
| AFC Wild -Ravens |
Colts |
Texan |
| AFC Wild- Browns |
Texans |
Broncos |
| NFC East -Giants |
Cowboys |
Bengals |
| NFC North -Vikings |
Jags |
Rams |
| NFC Central- Saints |
Redskins |
Lions |
| NFC West- 49ers |
Seahawks |
Browns |
| NFC Wild -Packers |
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| NFC Wild- Bears |
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2009 Strength Of Schedule
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Winning Percentage
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Opp. Total Wins
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Opp. Total Losses
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Dolphins |
.594 |
152 |
104 |
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No good Season goes
unpunished |
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Panthers |
.592 |
151 |
104 |
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Fans are eating
their QB alive, elite division pretender |
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Falcons |
.591 |
150 |
104 |
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Matty Ice"s
Sophomore years, lost some quality to free agency - Hard to maintain 11-5
Elite rank -these need a friendly Athletic Director to construct schedule |
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Patriots |
.590 |
151 |
105 |
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Great front office,
system works well and doesn't seem to translate to other franchises , about
as elite as it gets |
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Buccaneers |
.580 |
148 |
107 |
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a team in transition, new
coach, new talent to depend upon, Elite to lotto |
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Bills |
.570 |
146 |
110 |
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7-9 in a tough
division, tough climate- an elite schedule 6 game in division, they
get no respect in Levy's day or ever, T.O. keep them in improved to
another season of linbo |
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Jets |
.569 |
145 |
110 |
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Play some Dee, tough ,. a season
in limbo, , Sanchez will and good running game keep it fun |
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Saints |
.557 |
142 |
113 |
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Awesome Offense -defense good
enough not to lose games -Elite team / Elite Schedule |
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Eagles |
.537 |
137 |
118 |
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Consist Elite team, making
Elite moves, they were a tie away from being a limbo team in 08, I and they
wonder how they will mess it up in 09, tough schedule |
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Giants |
.528 |
134 |
120 |
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Plexico was a go to
reciever, Elite in 08, Elite Rush, But with easy schedules
in both the NFC North and West, they need to win thier Division to be elite
, That pass rush just changes teams, few teams deal well with it |
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Texans |
.521 |
125 |
115 |
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They are a limbo
team, with you talent on the rise, but then an elite schedule, a true test,
competition is high at the limbo level, back to being a dweller |
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Cowboys |
.516 |
131 |
123 |
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Sorry a limbo team
9-7, and odd Soap Opera in 08, semi-elite schedule but better talent,
an awesome stadium- Phillips wiser , could sneak up to elite status, but
with easy schedules in NFC North and West - getting the Wild Card -You need
to win divison |
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Jaguars |
.516 |
132 |
124 |
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Classic Limbo team |
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Colts |
.512 |
131 |
125 |
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Some Mega Elite
talent surrounded by serviceable players, a limbo team, some luck, star
health, a kid stepping ,Dungy-less back to limbo |
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Titans |
.508 |
130 |
126 |
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Limbo team without
Jeff Fisher and Front office- Definite Elite team /limbo schedule |
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Redskins |
.492 |
125 |
129 |
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Limbo Team , on the
edge of being a elite team, need to be NFC West |
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Chargers |
.484 |
123 |
131 |
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Limbo Schedule,
improved talent -Elite by proxy |
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Chiefs |
.484 |
123 |
131 |
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Rebuilding , and
limbo not a dweller schedule 2-14 and a tougher schedule |
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Raiders |
.482 |
122 |
131 |
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Limbo team, make your
own Al Davis Joke |
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Broncos |
.480 |
122 |
132 |
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Limbo team that
just got lucky and beat my Bengals |
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Lions |
.470 |
119 |
134 |
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Cellar Dweller team,
rebuidling 0-16., NFC central is tough .Dweller Season again |
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Bengals |
.467 |
119 |
136 |
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Always interesting,
I'm a fan, so is HBO, Dweller Schedule, need some luck to be a great story
in 09, but some lucky team will be |
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Rams |
.467 |
119 |
136 |
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Dwellers, little
improvement noted, but talent is improving, no Cindrella in 09. but some one
will be |
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Seahawks |
.459 |
117 |
138 |
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Limbo Talent, not star
laden, Dweller Schedule , Elite Season , injured a bunch in 08 |
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Browns |
.451 |
114 |
139 |
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Limbo talent, Dweller
Schedule, yes they should be a great Story |
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Cardinals |
.443 |
113 |
142 |
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Elite Season, your in the
Super Bowl, and 7th easiest schedule, Elite team, but if any team can
mess this up, I'm still in denial about 08 |
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Ravens |
.439 |
111 |
142 |
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Elite Defense, Weak
Schedule will give offense time to develop -Elite Team |
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Steelers |
.435 |
110 |
143 |
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They are elite
team, by shear willpower, and 5th easiest schedule - Elite Team |
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Packers |
.431 |
109 |
144 |
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6-10 in 08 a limbo
team, great schedule, 4th easiest, 3-4 defense is go enough -Elite |
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49ers |
.424 |
101 |
137 |
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Limbo team, Dweller
schedule, depth ???, a limbo team, Singletary leads team to winning
ways, the modern athlete meets old school footbll |
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Vikings |
.423 |
107 |
146 |
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Great Story already, Elite
Talent, can it jell into a team, -Elite Team |
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Bears |
.413 |
105 |
149 |
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again a Limbo team,
Easy Schedule - should be a good Story |
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